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| Camp Celebrities |
Please! Ultra-sonic squeals and 'ooh's', and saying 'cock' as if it's rude. Grow up will you, No-one finds you funny. |
| Slow people on pavements |
Why, O' Lord why, do people walk so slowly when walking down the street?
And if that isn't bad enough they seem to wander from side to side in a completely unpredictable manner,
so even if you do try and walk round them they suddenly change direction and walk into you.
If you can't walk fast to where you want to go, stay at home or get a car. |
| Mushrooms |
I have never understood why people think fungus might make a tasty meal.
Surely it isn't a good idea to eat things that grow on rotting vegetation and animal faeces. |
| Modern Art/Artists |
I have no idea how modern art has ever managed to get accepted into society.
Whoever was in charge when they decided to put Tracy Emin's bed on show was an arse. 'Deconstructing grand narratives'?
Getting paid for making a load of Shite more like. Go and get jobs as dustmen and put your limited talent to good use. |
| The Church |
Don't get me wrong, Personal faith is a
wonderful thing and can get you through when everything else has turned to shit. But when corrupt megalomaniacal bigots get rich by
taking it upon themselves to tell everyone else what they should believe, and how they should live, I get offended.
As an example, I read in the paper the other day a Catholic priest who refuse any donations less than �5 in the poor
box as "It was an insult to the church". What a bunch of twats. |
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